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I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Shirt
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic V-Neck
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Tank Top
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Sweatshirt
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Hoodie
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Shirt
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic V-Neck
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Tank Top
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Sweatshirt
I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Hoodie

I Can’t Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Shirt

$21.99

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    Classic Men's T-Shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 43 cm 71 cm
    M 48 cm 74 cm
    L 53 cm 77 cm
    XL 58.5 cm 79 cm
    XXL 63.5 cm 82 cm
    3XL 68.5 cm 84 cm
    4XL 73 cm 86 cm
    5XL 78.5 cm 89 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 17 in 28 in
    M 19 in 29.25 in
    L 21 in 30.25 in
    XL 23 in 31.25 in
    XXL 25 in 32.5 in
    3XL 27 in 33 in
    4XL 29 in 34 in
    5XL 31 in 35 in

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    Classic Women's T-Shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 43 cm 71 cm
    M 48 cm 74 cm
    L 53 cm 77 cm
    XL 58.5 cm 79 cm
    XXL 63.5 cm 82 cm
    3XL 68.5 cm 84 cm
    4XL 73 cm 86 cm
    5XL 78.5 cm 89 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 17 in 28 in
    M 19 in 29.25 in
    L 21 in 30.25 in
    XL 23 in 31.25 in
    XXL 25 in 32.5 in
    3XL 27 in 33 in
    4XL 29 in 34 in
    5XL 31 in 35 in

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    Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 52 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    XXL 66 cm 81 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    XXL 26 in 32 in

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    Men's Tank Top

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 45 cm 69.5 cm
    M 48 cm 71.5 cm
    L 51 cm 73.5 cm
    XL 54 cm 75.5 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 17.7 in 27.4 in
    M 19 in 28 in
    L 20 in 29 in
    XL 21.3 in 30 in

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    Men’s V-Neck T-shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

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    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 43 cm 70 cm
    M 48 cm 73 cm
    L 53 cm 76 cm
    XL 58 cm 78 cm
    XXL 63.5 cm 81 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 17 in 27.5 in
    M 19 in 28.75 in
    L 21 in 29.75 in
    XL 23 in 30.75 in
    XXL 25 in 32 in

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    Unisex Hoodie

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

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    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 51 cm 67 cm
    M 56 cm 70 cm
    L 61 cm 73 cm
    XL 65 cm 76 cm
    XXL 69 cm 79 cm
    3XL 76 cm 81 cm
    4XL 81 cm 84 cm
    5XL 86 cm 86 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27.6 in
    L 24 in 28.7 in
    XL 25.5 in 30 in
    XXL 27 in 31 in
    3XL 29.9 in 31.9 in
    4XL 31.8 in 33 in
    5XL 33.9 in 33.9 in

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    Unisex Sweatshirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

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    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 52 cm 69 cm
    M 56 cm 72 cm
    L 60 cm 75 cm
    XL 64 cm 78 cm
    XXL 68 cm 81 cm
    3XL 76 cm 81 cm
    4XL 81 cm 84 cm
    5XL 86 cm 86 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 20.5 in 27.2 in
    M 22 in 28.3 in
    L 23.5 in 29.5 in
    XL 25.2 in 30.7 in
    XXL 26.8 in 31.9 in
    3XL 29.9 in 31.9 in
    4XL 31.9 in 33 in
    5XL 33.9 in 33.9 in

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    Unisex Sweatshirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 52 cm 69 cm
    M 56 cm 72 cm
    L 60 cm 75 cm
    XL 64 cm 78 cm
    XXL 68 cm 81 cm
    3XL 76 cm 81 cm
    4XL 81 cm 84 cm
    5XL 86 cm 86 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 20.5 in 27.2 in
    M 22 in 28.3 in
    L 23.5 in 29.5 in
    XL 25.2 in 30.7 in
    XXL 26.8 in 31.9 in
    3XL 29.9 in 31.9 in
    4XL 31.9 in 33 in
    5XL 33.9 in 33.9 in

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    Women’s Long Sleeved T-Shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 40.6 cm 64 cm
    M 43 cm 66.5 cm
    L 47 cm 69 cm
    XL 49.5 cm 71 cm
    XXL 56 cm 72 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 16 in 25.2 in
    M 17 in 26.2 in
    L 18.5 in 27.2 in
    XL 19.5 in 28 in
    XXL 22 in 28.5 in

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    Women's Tank Top

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 40.5-42.5 cm 68.6 cm
    M 43-45 cm 71 cm
    L 45.5-49 cm 74 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 16-16.8 in 27 in
    M 17-17.8 in 28 in
    L 18-19.8 in 29 in

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    Women’s V-Neck T-shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 38 cm 64 cm
    M 40.5 cm 67 cm
    L 44.5 cm 69 cm
    XL 47 cm 71 cm
    XXL 53 cm 72 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 15 in 25.25 in
    M 16 in 26.25 in
    L 17.5 in 27.25 in
    XL 18.5 in 28 in
    XXL 21 in 28.5 in

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    Wonmen’s Hoodie

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.

    Size Half Chest Body Length
    XS 47 cm 64 cm
    S 50 cm 66 cm
    M 53 cm 68 cm
    L 56 cm 70 cm
    XL 59 cm 72 cm
    XXL 62 cm 74 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    XS 18.5 in 25 in
    S 19.7 in 26 in
    M 20.9 in 26.8 in
    L 22 in 27.6 in
    XL 23.3 in 28 in
    XXL 24.5 in 29 in

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    Youth T-Shirts

     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length Note
    XS 41 cm 52 cm 34 cm 4-5 years
    S 43 cm 56 cm 37 cm 6-7 years
    M 46 cm 60 cm 39 cm 8-9 years
    L 48 cm 64 cm 42 cm 10-11 years
    XL 51 cm 67 cm 44 cm 12-13 years
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length Note
    XS 16 in 20.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 years
    S 17 in 22 in 14.5 in 6-7 years
    M 18 in 23.5 in 15.5 in 8-9 years
    L 19 in 25 in 16.5 in 10-11 years
    XL 20 in 26.5 in 17.5 in 12-13 years
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

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    Infant Short Sleeve Bodysuit

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    6M NaN cm NaN kg 3-6M
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    18M NaN cm NaN kg 12-18M
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    Size Height Weight Note
    3M 18-21in in 5-9lbs New born (0-3M)
    6M 22-24in in 10-16lbs 3-6M
    12M 25-28in in 17-20lbs 6-12M
    18M 29-31in in 21-24lbs 12-18M
    24M 32-34in in 25-27lbs 18-24M

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    Toddler Cotton Jersey T-Shirt

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    2T 33-25in in 28-30lbs 2T
    3T 36-38in in 30-33lbs 3T
    4T 39-41in in 34-39lbs 4T
    7T 46-49in in 39-49lbs 7T
    5T 6T 42-45in in 39-49lbs 5T/6T
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Eligible for Refund within 30 days from the date of delivery

They will say they didn’t anything (or even better, start pointing things out) but you say no to all guesses and try again, this I Can’t Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Shirt walking more slowly. Finally, when it’s punch line time, you walk very slowly, but after two steps you stop and flip out, flailing your arms and jumping around like a crazy person, then recover quickly and finish slowly walking the remaining steps. One guy walks in from the right with his hands in his pockets and three guys from the left, the guy from the right pass through the group of three guys seemingly without issue.

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The narrator asks if the audience caught it and then I Can’t Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Shirt it back in “slow-motion” to see if they can see it then. The whole time the narrator should be going on about how you have to be a trained investigator and criminal profiler to be able to spot it happening in real-time. In slow motion, everything looks normal again. The narrator seems surprised they didn’t notice what happened. Offers to play it back again in super slow motion to see if they can notice it then. It’s okay. Their heads look like that because they have a built-in helmet. All the boxers with normal shaped dog heads died from running into shit and otherwise being overly energetic while having the intelligence of a ham sandwich.

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Again, nothing, or guesses, you get the idea. You can do I Can’t Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Shirt or a couple of slower walks. Then go to the punch line. My neighbor’s boxer put his paws through the glass of the windows next to the door on 3 separate occasions. He was so excited to see them coming home he just broke the window to try and get to them. They put a bookcase in front of the window after that. Oh man, my American bulldog will just lay around wherever the sun shines through the window all day. You’d think she was the laziest dog ever until somebody walks through the front door. No matter who it is, within less than half a second she’ll be running towards them at 30 mph with her tail wagging. So hard the entire back half of her body shakes with it. She’s 100 lbs of pure muscle too so people tend to freak out. 

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Color: Various colors available
Size: Available in sizes from S to 5XL
Style: Hoodies, tank tops, youth tees, long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, unisex V-neck tees, and more
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