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As a parent I cannot begin to explain to Top Yes I Am The Crazy Book Lady Shirt how many times I’ve had to stop a toddler from suicide by stupid curiosity. They’re gurgly little suicide machines that, somehow, have ninja like skills at escape but a carnival show person’s disregard for their own personal health. I had no white hairs before that 2 year period, now I have 100’s. At least they blend well and no one IDs me for having a baby face anymore. Honestly I’ve never seen a moccasin give chase either. Closest I’ve seen is they’ll climb into a boat to sun themselves if you’re fishing quietly. And even then, they’re quick to escape if you wave a pole at them. They are territorial, but they understand a human can fuck them up much easier than they can do the fucking.

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Nah, not even in a murky river, honestly. Top Yes I Am The Crazy Book Lady Shirt. Come back at night and shine a flashlight across the same stretch of river? Tiny little red dots on the surface that disappear with a little swirl of water when the light hits them. Blackwater River is not exclusively for man as other creatures take advantage of its resources. Don’t forget Florida’s unofficial mascot, the American alligator. They are abundantly found all over the swampy shores and dark waters. There are also bobcats, hawks, herons, river otters and white-tailed deer. Paddlers have to be constantly alert as there are plenty of them floating around.  Fishing and hunting are allowed with permits along state-regulated land and paddling trail.

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For what it’s worth, I did have 3 encounters with Top Yes I Am The Crazy Book Lady Shirt. One of them ended in a dead alligator, another ended in an entire day stuck in a tree while the fire department searched for me (I’m hard of hearing and this incident was before the corrective surgery that restored some hearing. They were calling for me, but I did t hear them.) The other one, I quite literally accidentally stepped on an alligator. Thankfully, it ran away, allowing me to do the same. I peed my pants that day, though.

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