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Fr. Besides the This Grandma Love Her Grandkids To The Moon And Back Shirt. That shit is nuclear hot, and she bares hands it with only the slightest twinge. That’s a woman who has been cooking killer food for decades. Even then you learn its harder to use the tongs than it is to start the long road to asbestos fingers. I don’t feel shame now when I say my aunt still says I’ve got white boy fingers and my tortillas come out as thick as pitas but they’re made with love. One time I saw this red-hot coal fall off of street-cook grandma’s grill, and she literally bent down, picked it up, and threw it back in. That reminds me of my days working in a kitchen as a line cook. You’d be surprised how fast you get a tolerance to heat when you fucking burn yourself 10 times a day, 5 days a week. I may also be mentally retarded.

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Don’t use the This Grandma Love Her Grandkids To The Moon And Back Shirt. That stuff will kill you. Eat the lard your grandparents used. Buy yourself some pork bellies, cut it up and cook it at 200F for hours, pour off the liquid into jars. That is your lard. Enjoy. And so, on his deathbed, Eugene motioned his son to come closer. “Here, Stephen, take this key. It opens the grand door in the cellar, behind which you will find a vault. This is where our family has stored its lard for centuries. Now is the time to pass it down to you.”. God damn, it my life was made so much easier when I stopped having to render my own lard, now I gotta check whether it’s partially hydrogenated or not.

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Like the girl who was on ecstasy and die from blood/water poisoning from drinking too many bottles back to back. I read that shit in Reader’s Digest like 15 years ago at a This Grandma Love Her Grandkids To The Moon And Back Shirt. The answer is fat and salt. Home-cooking recipes typically skimp on these, because most people want to cook relatively healthy, but when you go to make butter chicken at home you always wonder why it’s relatively bland. Well, it’s easy. Take the recipe you find online and add ~4 times as much butter/oil, and really taste for salt at the end; you’ll probably be at least doubling the salt the recipe calls for. Remember to add some MSG/umami with fish sauce/Worcestershire sauce/Accent (MSG).

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