So my sister bought my mom a car for Christmas last year. Ma Official Merry Christmas Foo Fighters Play Guitar Shirt it but it was still a total surprise. My sister bought it (even though she couldn’t even come home for Christmas) and my dad and I coordinated the whole thing. Anyway, it was a ~fancy~ car and my sister was absolutely insistent that it has a giant red bow on it like the commercials. She kept reminding the car dealer lady and me and my dad that it had to have like a massive red bow on it.
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The dealership gal said she would do her best. Anyway, the lady shows Official Merry Christmas Foo Fighters Play Guitar Shirt to deliver the car on like, Dec. 23 last year (we hid it in a friend’s garage) and she has the biggest bow she could get. Which was about 15 inches wide and maybe 25 inches long. She said she called every car dealer in the area asking if anybody had a giant bow, and nobody did. So she went to Walmart and bought the biggest one she could find. She said she was mad the car commercials made her look bad for not having a huge bow. Then my sister was calling, demanding to know about this stupid fucking bow, as if a brand new car wasn’t enough.
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So my sister was mad at me. Like, even a year official Merry Christmas Foo Fighters Play Guitar Shirt my sister brings up the bow because in her mind it wasn’t good enough that this brand new fucking Christmas car surprise didn’t have the bow so it wasn’t picture perfect. Uhg. I wrote this late last night, but I’m gonna add to my rambling. For context, my parents live in a VERY RURAL area. The car dealership was over 3 hours away. The nearest Walmart is 1.5 hours away. The nearest Target is 3 hours. There isn’t a fabric store or craft store here. I’m aware that Amazon sells the bows, so everyone telling me that I can travel back in time and tell my sister last year to order a bow on Amazon and maybe she’ll listen to you because she didn’t listen to me.
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