Bro I grew up in rural Texas, we basically made it a sanctioned sport trying to drink alcohol as much as possible without getting the Official Merica Shirt haha. We would show up in someone’s pasture, start drinking at like 9 pm, and the cops wouldn’t be able to find us until like 1 am, and when they did show up it was like trying to herd cats. We would scatter into the woods and start kiting the cops around nasty muddy wilderness until they got tired and left. It was actually super fun. A few people got caught but since they were underage.
Official Merica Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Ladies Tee For Men And Women


They basically just had to endure an ass-chewing from the judge or whoever and their parents, and then we would be back at it the next weekend. One time, in our town of ~550 people, all 3 police officers quit on the same day. For about 3 weeks, the Official Merica Shirt was basically lawless. People shooting guns in the town square, one dude accidentally blew up his meth lab. One of the ex-cops brothers got into a shootout with the county sheriff’s deputies, and never got in trouble for it. Nobody was hurt in all of this, somehow, but my god that was a crazy time.
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Well, Australia called out China recently before other countries backed Australia. Now China has fucked with some of the Australian trade. Their most recent trade deal would allow Huawei tech into the country. And the Official Merica Shirt will cut ties with any country using Huawei as it’s rampant with Chinese spyware. That way you can move to half of Europe (the enlightened continent) that has compulsory national service at 18, but hey you can get drunk as shit while you’re conscripted. Everyone else hates us because of our politics, even though we have little to do with it.
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Lisa (verified owner) –
Quality of the shirt is good. The fitting is also good, however its a little bit amazing than i expected. Overall I’m happy with this purchase.
CounselorMom (verified owner) –
This sweatshirt is really nice quality cotton very soft on the inside and not scratchy or stiff in any way. Haven’t washed it yet but it fits true to size. Great Price.
Palomo (verified owner) –
He LOVES the fit, the softness of the inside, the comfort, the colors, and the style. We received the order about 4 days ago and I’ve washed the white hoodie 3 times already, he wears it daily!
Donna (verified owner) –
Fits well, quality made for the price. I wear this shirt with everything, jeans, leggings, gunning skirts and sweats. The darn color is very slimming! Great product!
Aura Perdomo (verified owner) –
Purchased for my dtr’s school camping trip, and she loves it. It kept her warm, fits nicely, really good quality for the price. Wish it came in more colors for girls.
Aiden (verified owner) –
Nice to find in the large tall size. Really a nice looking, well made flannel shirt.
Camden (verified owner) –
He LOVES the fit, the softness of the inside, the comfort, the colors, and the style. We received the order about 4 days ago and I’ve washed the white hoodie 3 times already, he wears it daily!
M. Dean (verified owner) –
Beautiful colors, we orderd three adult. Nicely made and great colors.
Shionda evans (verified owner) –
These are wellmade tshirts that fit and look great. I really like .
Guerouate (verified owner) –
I got my usual size, the shirt was just enough to. I will be checking out their other colors and buy it for in the future.
Seward (verified owner) –
The material was nice.Nice quality. The fit is very flattering not tight or too loose. Love.
Henedy Gota (verified owner) –
Nice quality shirt. Good material and sturdy. Fits very well.
V Clowdus (verified owner) –
He is ecstatic!He loves how soft it is inside. He says it’s so nice also because it’s really comfortable and not too heavy.