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Bro I grew up in rural Texas, we basically made it a sanctioned sport trying to drink alcohol as much as possible without getting the Official Merica Shirt haha. We would show up in someone’s pasture, start drinking at like 9 pm, and the cops wouldn’t be able to find us until like 1 am, and when they did show up it was like trying to herd cats. We would scatter into the woods and start kiting the cops around nasty muddy wilderness until they got tired and left. It was actually super fun. A few people got caught but since they were underage.

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They basically just had to endure an ass-chewing from the judge or whoever and their parents, and then we would be back at it the next weekend. One time, in our town of ~550 people, all 3 police officers quit on the same day. For about 3 weeks, the Official Merica Shirt was basically lawless. People shooting guns in the town square, one dude accidentally blew up his meth lab. One of the ex-cops brothers got into a shootout with the county sheriff’s deputies, and never got in trouble for it. Nobody was hurt in all of this, somehow, but my god that was a crazy time.

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Well, Australia called out China recently before other countries backed Australia. Now China has fucked with some of the Australian trade. Their most recent trade deal would allow Huawei tech into the country. And the Official Merica Shirt will cut ties with any country using Huawei as it’s rampant with Chinese spyware. That way you can move to half of Europe (the enlightened continent) that has compulsory national service at 18, but hey you can get drunk as shit while you’re conscripted. Everyone else hates us because of our politics, even though we have little to do with it.

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