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Once before bed, I happened to be Official Engineer I Have Been Social Distancing For Years Shirt a can of ginger ale. I put it on my nightstand and fell asleep before I could finish it. The next morning when I woke up, my throat was hella dry, but no worries! My ginger ale can was still on my nightstand! I reached over, took a huge swig… and immediately knew something was wrong. I ran to the bathroom, spit it out, and… out came literally hundreds of ants. They had gotten inside the can overnight. It was the worst experience. When I was like 17 I thought I was cool and sneaky, and started chewing tobacco for about 6 months. I spit in this Pepsi Holiday Spice 2 liter I kept up in my room. Now my mom and dad themselves used to keep about 5-6 2 liters in the garage on a shelf, and I’d go down there at night and chug from them, which in turn irritated the shit out of them.
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Those who have done Official Engineer I Have Been Social Distancing For Years Shirt know that you often get ‘the drip’ which runs. Down your throat and your first instinct is to spit it out. So at this party, everyone was spitting their drip into whatever beer cans were close by. The party comes to an end and people are either going home or passing out somewhere. One buddy in his cocaine-induced state was craving more alcohol and decided to go. Around and drink all the loose beer cans that weren’t thrown away. Thinking he might luck out and get himself a bit more drunk so he could pass out. He ended up drinking pretty much all the opened beer cans, including the dozen or so that had cocaine spit inside them. Surely he had to have known, but he didn’t care.
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I live with a bunch of Official Engineer I Have Been Social Distancing For Years Shirt guys and most of us will drink out of any container laying on any countertop in the house. After smoking my buddy got cottonmouth and ran over to take a swig out of a gallon water jug he had. He tilted it back and chugged a good gulp before realizing it was bleach…. later on found out a guy at the party the previous night had filled the water jug with bleach knowing someone would drink it eventually. AHHH! I did this about a month ago, except it was in a Starbucks cup. Apparently I forgot to throw away a half-full coffee and took a huge swig. Definitely puked immediately after.
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- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
Custom Ultra Cotton T-shirt G200
Adult:| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-shirt
Adult:| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ Pullover Hoodie 8 oz
Adult:| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
Ladies Cotton T-shirt G200L
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
| Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
| Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt 8 oz G180
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
Flowy Racerback Tank B8800
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
| Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
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