Awesome All I Want For Christmas Is More Wine Shirt

Except that’s an Awesome All I Want For Christmas Is More Wine Shirt. We’ll ride in again and save you. Us and our cousins across the Pond. Pax Americana will rescue you again. Just like old times. Stay frosty. When the war of 1812 was an American victory. But yeah, those fucking scumbags sided in with the Brits, but 1812 was a victory. I don’t know where you went to school but you need to go back. Cause you’re kinda thick. Technically it was drawn, but it was really a win. Because the Brits burned down the White House and really tried to take it back. But the astounding victory of New Orleans finally stopped them cold. It was an American victory.

Awesome All I Want For Christmas Is More Wine Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Sweatshirt, And Hoodie

Cause if it was a Draw the Brits would have retained at the Awesome All I Want For Christmas Is More Wine Shirts. Goes to show how amazing America was. It beat the greatest Empire of the time, TWICE, even when said Empire needed its proxy to help. America still held strong. Just American Things. Invaded with a very small militia, I think it was about 700 militia, that “invasion” was literally to get the Brits attention to Canada so we could buy time for DC and New Orleans. I’d say…. 98 percent of the available manpower of the US during the War of 1812 was focused on the DC, the coastal areas, and our important cities of that region. If America had really wanted to win the “Invasion” it would have.

Other Products: Top The Lakers Abbey Road Signatures Shirt